I wanted to do this. So I did. Ahh, I'm pissed off after sitting through a christening service. The power of Christ compels ye.

1)WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
My mother doesn't have a middle name, but her mother does, so... Third Alexander.

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's mom, father's dad)
Christina Leonard. That's actually pretty good. xD

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Taypa. The most annoying and diminutive of Ewoks?

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Fennec Fox. Solving crimes with peace and love, maaaan.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Bruce Aberdeen (IS Nathan Detroit, Steak Tartare IS the main course)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Orange. Me neither.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Paor. Bzzt.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Phish Food Choc Chip.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
I guess it'd be... Jasper Hermitage.

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Hmmmmm... Gilette Minstrel? Your guess is as good as mine, folks.

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Timmy Newlands.